I know He would not drive a Ford, not only because Henry was anti-Catholic and anti-worker, but becaues:
Oh You`ll Never Get to Heaven
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Leader = L
Audience response = A
L Oh you`ll never get to Heaven
A Oh you`ll never get to Heaven
L In an old Ford car
A IN an old Ford car
L Cos an old ford car
A Cos an old Ford car
L W`on`t get that far
A W`on`t get that far
Chorus (All)
Oh you`ll never get to Heaven in an old Ford car
Cos an old Ford car wont get that far
I aint gonna grieve my Lord no more
I aint gonna grieve my Lord (or I aint gonna grieve I aint gonna worry?
I aint gonna grieve my Lord (or I aint gonna leave this world in a hurry?
I aint gonna grieve, my Lord no more.
All the other verse follow the same format.
In a ping pong ball, cos a ping pong ball is much too small
On a Boy Scouts knee, cos a Boy Scouts knee is too wobbly
In a Girl Guides bra, cos a Girl Guides bra won`t stretch that far
If your name is Ron, cos the Lord don`t want no more Rons in
On a Jumbo jet, cos the Lord aint got no runways yet
In a biscuit tin, cos a biscuit tins got biscuits in
With a fat Girl Guide, cos the pearly gates are not that wide
On roller skates, cos you'll skate right past the pearly gates
If you get to Heaven, before I do, then dig a hole and pull me through http://julianmorgan.tripod.com/mysite/id2.html
We had other versions:
With a bottle of gin, cos the Lord wont let that darn stuff in.
With a girl on your arm, cos the Lord dont want no feminine charm.
God bless,
NoelFitz.
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